bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk
says the guy named cookie
pulp is disgusting and you need to reprioritize youre life because there if you like pulp you have some really deep issues that you need to work out. i would also recommend getting a therapist for your messed up mind
WHAT is wrong with u pulp is good if u dont like pulp U need to repriotize ur life
Stay in ur lane hummus
Michael: works in the electronics and gaming section, gets yelled at occasionally for playing the games but claims he’s “demonstrating” how they work.
Calum: works in clothing, complimenting customers on their choices with a smile.
Luke: the cashier who’s always busy because all the teenage girls insist on going into his line even when there are open registers available.
Ashton: supervisor who makes sure that Michael doesn’t get fired but also occasionally works in Toys.
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
Is this a subtweet to Harry Styles
what is that whAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT
BUT TARGET EMPLOYEE ASHTON FUCKING YOU IN THE BREAK ROOM AND ACCIDENTALLY PUTS ON THE WRONG SHIRT AND LUKE NOTICES HOW HES GIGGLY AND BOUNCY AND HAS THE WRONG NAME TAG AND HE HIGH FIVES ASHTON BC HE KNOWS ASHTON HAS WANTED TO GET WITH YOU FOR SO LONG
Men aren’t the problem, rapists are.
White people aren’t the problem, racists are.
Straight people aren’t the problem, homophobes are.
Cis people aren’t the problem, transphobes are.
Let’s stop countering hate with more hate and instead focus on the real problem. Putting our differences aside and embracing as allies is the only true way we can all achieve equality.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF
I BOUGHT IT
TRIED IT ONCE
I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE
IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER
IT GOT ON EVERYTHING
IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY
I THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT
AND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN
HOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN
I READ THE DIRECTIONS
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHT
I COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONE
YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRST
WAIT FOR IT TO DRY
COMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)
IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOW
AND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)
AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESS
AND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALM
IT WAS A MIRACLE
THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BEST
IT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIME
IT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHING
AMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY IT
NO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME
AS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY
THIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING
IF YOU RUB TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR LIPS IT COMES OFF EASIER
YES THIS IS A GOOD TIP I HAVE HAD THIS EXPERIENCE
GIVE IT A LIL SCRUB WITH THE OL’ PEARLY WHITE RUB A DUB DUB
IT WILL COME OFF
IT WILL DO AS YOU COMMAND
THIS MAKEUP O B E Y S
IT S T A Y S
you guys are really good at this promoting products thing, I really would buy the hell out of this